• CEOofmyhouse56
    5·
    29 minutes ago

    My creation

    I eat this in one sitting anyway. Why not combine them.

      • CEOofmyhouse56
        1·
        13 minutes ago

        It was really really good. I used chilli sardines that’s why there’s no chilli sauce on there and I ate it with cucumber for crunch.

        I reckon it would work with mash potato or mash sweet potato too.

  • melbaboutown
    2·
    15 minutes ago

    I’d love it if manufacturers would stop reformulating everything.

    A lot of the “new and improved” stuff is actually worse, sometimes even causing bad reactions for me. Often not only me. Whenever it happens I stop buying.

    • Seagoon_OP
      2·
      50 seconds ago

      Thank you so much for this warning. I have a tendency to rosacea and if I am not careful I get rosacea in my eyes, which can lead to corneal scarring. Cetaphil was a go to. Now I’m going to check all my cupboards for any I might still have and warn young Miss Seagoon too.

      A good alternative is clearasil wash, get the one without much salicylic acid.

  • bacon
    4·
    1 hour ago

    Honk Honk ⛴️
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

    🍌🐟🍳

    • indisin
      4·
      45 minutes ago

      Firstly can we get some recovery stuff for you, and are you sure you’re OK to drive?

      Then I’ll take the banana, fish and egg pizza but add some pineapple. Maybe remove the fish and instead I’ll get a side of 3 dozen oysters?

      Thanks chef!

      • bacon
        3·
        38 minutes ago

        🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪that🦪🦪🦪🦪 is why i command 🦪🦪the waves to carry 🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪the boat🦪

        🍌🦪🦪🦪🦪🍳🦪🦪🦪🦪🍍🦪🦪🦪🦪🍕

        🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪

        • indisin
          1·
          53 seconds ago

          That honestly reads in sequence like a perfect day out for me.

          Thanks chef! Now about those other oysters, swear I ordered those like 5 minutes ago…?

    • Catfish
      3·
      41 minutes ago

      I would like a black Russian with lego brick icecubes

    • TheWitchofThornburyEnglish
      2·
      29 minutes ago

      Bacon wrapped bananas with 2 fried eggs on toast and some smoked salmon on the side please. With a tall gin fizz as it’s Sunday.

    • Force_majeure123
      2·
      39 minutes ago

      about time gee whiz. I’ll get spaghetti Bolognese with tuna instead of the beef and pork

  • Catfish
    10·
    2 hours ago

    And The Void just yeeted his bowl to smithereens

  • Alamutjones
    8·
    2 hours ago

    Dogsitting Milo for the afternoon. He goes to work tomorrow, so today is all about telling him he’s a good boy

  • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
    9·
    4 hours ago
    Unsent

    I close my eyes and all I see is you,
    A silhouette of all my nightmares coming true.
    You throw your weight around on me,
    Getting off on all the ways I’m suffocating.

    So I sink into the bed and out of my mind,
    As my heart skips the beat and falls out of time.

    Does your girlfriend know about your three am DM to me?
    Five years out from the fallout of your fuck around and find out?
    She approve of you blaming me for the pain you caused me?
    Does she know what you’ve done or have you spun her a new story;
    A narrative that paints you plaintive in the face of great adversity,
    With me standing in as the villain in your rewritten history?

    I’ll tear you apart from head to heart to watch you bleed,
    Get on your knees and let me hear you beg and plead,
    Reenact that scene, reenact that scene for me:
    The one where I was begging you to set me free.
    I want to see what you saw when you carved me into your pawn,
    But revenge is a dish that’s best served cold and raw,
    Do it again and I’ll bring you pain you’ve never felt before,
    Like when you choked me out with your father’s belt on the hardwood floor.

    I close my eyes and all I see is you,
    Standing over me, my nightmares coming true.
    You throw your weight around on me,
    Getting off on all the ways I’m suffocating.

    So I sink into the bed and out of my mind,
    As my heart skips the beat and I fall out of time.

  • bacon
    5·
    3 hours ago

    sitting in the car listening to the rain is top sunday experience but i really should open the door and go get breakfast

  • Catfish
    8·
    8 hours ago

    So many cats! Does everyone have the predawn zoomies?

    • anotherspringchicken
      6·
      4 hours ago

      Here’s a Maggie to balance out the cats. It spent all yesterday in my backyard, just chilling

      E: not that I don’t love all the cats, though 🐈

      • indisin
        3·
        55 minutes ago

        Thank you for the picture of the Maggie for balance, from someone who can be killed by just a household cat. Asthma sucks.