• Bottom_racer
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      Geez the crackpot neighbour’s name’s way up there and most likely to be in for murder. This is the guy that cuts his lawn with hand shears… hrmm

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      That’s funny! I’m not in the top 100 thankfully but the most common crime is assault :0/

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        Both I and another lady I work with are commonly into abduction, apparently. We’ve been able to bond over it and are planning our next kidnapping together.

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        I’ve worked on a bunch of old legal documents that would show Phyllis and Beryl as having been charged with larceny of a frock, or dispensing without license

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        Phyllis and Beryl are skimming the charity tin for a sesh at the pokies.

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      Sadly I am not on this list. It just adds to the disappointment from my childhood when my name was never on anything ‘personalised’ Now it’s everywhere!

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      172 - I barely make the top 200. But if I do commit a crime, it’s statistically going to be because I lost my temper and nothing premeditated.

      I think I can live with those odds.

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      My name isn’t on it!!!

      But a different spelling of it is…and assualt is the soup du jour.

      Noice

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      I am apparently not a very criminal type, except for the bit where I want all the best stuff in your house