• tombruzzo
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    28 days ago

    Did everyone stockpile machetes before they were banned today? It slipped my mind and I forgot to get mine

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      28 days ago

      This has to be one of the least effective and stupidest knee-jerk reactions I’ve yet seen. It would be more to the point to ban shopping centres imo. Or teenagers. Machetes are really really easy to make - long grass slasher machine blades make the best ones. This is traditional in the bush for clearing scrub and butchering deer/sheep and opening Queensland Blue pumpkins if you can’t find the bow saw. Just screw the blade to a handle of some sort and sharpen. And I don’t think they’re going to ban council grass mowers anytime soon. Or Bunnings. Or pumpkins.

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        28 days ago

        This reminds me of when my brother made nunchucks from mum’s broom handle, a chain and some electrical tape.

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        28 days ago

        You can still buy cleavers, axes etc. Ill thought out kneejerk law I agree!

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        28 days ago

        Why can’t they just use a scythe instead? My Stardew Valley player makes it work! /s

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          28 days ago

          Scythes are a bit different - really thin blade at the end of a long pole. Very specialised for it’s purpose - mowing grass really low. A machete is a thickish chunk of metal and quite heavy.

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      28 days ago

      It never even crossed my mind that you could just buy a machete. Clearly an opportunity lost.

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      28 days ago

      Spent a bit of time in Machetes R Us on Machete street in the Machete district.

      Got some good ones for the collection

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          28 days ago

          Machete Emporium is okay, but you gotta know the staff to get a deal.