CEOofmyhouse56 to Melbourne · 10 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024message-squaremessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024CEOofmyhouse56 to Melbourne · 10 months agomessage-square112fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoBreakfast 💿📷📼☎️📺🎥📻🕰️⏳💡🕯️💵💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🔨⛏️🪚🔩⚙️🪤🧱⛓️🧲🔫💣🔪🛡️⚰️🪦🔮🧿💈🔭🔬🕳️🩻🩺💊🩸💉🧬🧫🧪🧹🧻🚽🚿🧼🪥🪒🧽🪣🧴🛎️🗝️🚪🪑🛋️🛏️🧸🖼️🪞🪟🛒🎈✉️
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoA magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.
minus-squarejust_kittenlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoIt’s a bit late but I wouldn’t mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.
minus-squareNathAlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoCan we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don’t have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn’t particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.
minus-squarebaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoTake it up with @[email protected]. I am but a humble servant.
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoAs long as it means those of us who are already at work get more public holiday penalty rates I’m on board.
minus-squareThornburywitchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoUm, doesn’t seem that there’s anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.
minus-squareCatfishlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoA chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm
minus-squareanotherspringchickenlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoA car jack and some magnesium please chef
minus-squareanotherspringchickenlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoWonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles
minus-squareForce_majeure123linkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoA syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please
Breakfast 💿📷📼☎️📺🎥📻🕰️⏳💡🕯️💵💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🔨⛏️🪚🔩⚙️🪤🧱⛓️🧲🔫💣🔪🛡️⚰️🪦🔮🧿💈🔭🔬🕳️🩻🩺💊🩸💉🧬🧫🧪🧹🧻🚽🚿🧼🪥🪒🧽🪣🧴🛎️🗝️🚪🪑🛋️🛏️🧸🖼️🪞🪟🛒🎈✉️
A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.
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It’s a bit late but I wouldn’t mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.
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Can we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don’t have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn’t particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.
Take it up with @[email protected]. I am but a humble servant.
As long as it means those of us who are already at work get more public holiday penalty rates I’m on board.
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Um, doesn’t seem that there’s anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.
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A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm
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Just like The Laird 😺
A car jack and some magnesium please chef
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Wonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles
A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please
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