Can we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don’t have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn’t particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.

A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.

It’s a bit late but I wouldn’t mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.

Um, doesn’t seem that there’s anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.

I’ll have a barber shop thingy pls

A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm

A car jack and some magnesium please chef

A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please