And on the Seventh day God rested - and I think we should keep the tradition going.

  • Bottom_racer
    10·
    10 months ago

    Thinking about getting back into the dating scene, and the moment I thought of it 2 flies landed on my arm and started going at it :(

    Come on flies read the room.

    But then I realised I’ve never seen 2 flies fornicating (I don’t think, at least not on me). So I had to wonder… my google question “How long do flies fuck for” and the result was 30-120 minutes which was surprising and makes me feel even more inadequate.

    • bacon
      6·
      10 months ago

      they also make 500 kids at a time

    • Seagoon_
      6·
      10 months ago

      Should make you feel more than adequate that if we must humans can get the job done in a timely manner

  • Gibsonisafluffybutt
    9·
    10 months ago

    Gibson’s blood test came back with no issues! She must just be sleeping a bit extra as she gets older

  • bananafungus
    9·
    10 months ago

    Bit of set back, just found out the fun little procedure I had 10mths ago has done nothing and may in fact have made things worse (small reversal will fix that). Doc is very surprised at the results, so it’s on for more tests and looking at what else can be done that’s not removing that whole area of my person.

    Feels bad man, but hopefully we can move onto better things soon.

  • danwritesbooks
    8·
    10 months ago

    I discovered the most beautiful poem by an Australian poet - Erin Hanson, the other day:

    There is freedom waiting for you,

    on the breezes of the sky.

    And you ask, “What if I fall?”

    Oh, but my darling, “What if you fly?

    • TinyBreak
      7·
      10 months ago

      Mine just started to crawl. It really does just blow by doesn’t it.

      Edit: Time. Not the kid. He’s still pretty slow.

    • MeanElevatorEnglish
      6·
      10 months ago

      My daughter is 2 years away from finishing high school. I still remember her in her primary school clothes.

      I ain’t ready.

    • Seagoon_
      3·
      10 months ago

      I have no idea.

      Seems like just a short time ago miss seagon was a tiny cute poppet.

  • bananafungus
    8·
    10 months ago

    Kept dreaming about religious iconography and a white hippo, so I’ll be starting my very own cult any day now.

  • CEOofmyhouse56
    8·
    10 months ago

    I had a bath with a pineapple shaped bath fizzer that made the water turn radioactive pine lime cordial colour.

  • Catfish
    7·
    10 months ago

    When we wake up and have to deal with the consequences of late night emails….

  • MeanElevatorEnglish
    7·
    10 months ago

    Hit my daily brick wall and the damn things seems extra reinforced. So many frustrations at work today, I’m feeling sorry for the people in my BJJ class this evening.

    • anotherspringchicken
      5·
      10 months ago

      I hear you. After 4 straight hours of meetings my brain is fried, so it’s couch time over here

  • Seagoon_
    6·
    10 months ago

    so tired, so sore, need hugs and better meds

  • Seagoon_
    5·
    10 months ago

    old phone dead, new phone is being started up

    good bye old phone , it fitted in my pocket easily and had everything I needed

    next I have to finish transferring my computer files and data, sciatica got in the way of doing stuff

      • Seagoon_
        2·
        10 months ago

        it’s a phone I got ages ago but didn’t use , iphone 7+ …lol

        my new pooter is an asus tuf F15 gaming

  • bacon
    5·
    10 months ago

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    • Catfish
      4·
      10 months ago

      A stiff drink and some good deodorant please

      • bacon
        4·
        10 months ago

        👨‍🚒🪭☕️🍸
        🩲

    • Rusty Raven M
      3·
      10 months ago

      Fasting blood test has now been done, so I would like to order All The Things please.

      • bacon
        3·
        10 months ago

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  • Seagoon_
    5·
    10 months ago

    If I lie in bed all I think of is pain, need some distraction

    • Seagoon_
      5·
      10 months ago

      I put a movie on, was asleep before the opening titles ended 👍

  • bull⚡English
    5·
    10 months ago

    About to pack to go live at my parents for 6 days but as luck would have it, I’m due to do laundry so all I have to do is throw my clothes in the direction of my suitcase rather than pack them nicely.