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  • Taleya
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    4 days ago

    dammit cats, after a good day yesterday misha’s getting all hissy at the sight of cerys.

    It’s your daughter you daft mink. This is literally a self-created problem.

    • StudSpud The Starchy
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      4 days ago

      Daughter might smell weird for some reason.

      Feliway Friends is a good idea if the behaviour continues or escalates!

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        We’ve been pumping that shit straight into the ducts for six weeks straight, been doing the isolation / territory swaps, feeding either side of a door, high value treats (gotta get more freeze dried crocodile btw), safe viewing at a distance while pleasurable activities are occurring / in safe arms of fave human and falling to our knees abject pleading. Next step will be stuffing them up each other’s butts and bowling them down the hill.

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          😹😹Sorry, that sounds immensely frustrating, but I’m dying laughing at your turn of phrase

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            oh I regularly threaten to do that to them. Also selling them to the zoo as “tiny lions”. Well, Misha and Punkin (ginger) were the lions, Cerys is a rare miniature panther (torbie).

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              I threaten to turn mine into slippers. Which they know I wouldn’t do because they don’t match.

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                “If you don’t knock it off i swear to god i’m gonna wear you as a slipper” i am familiar with this one.

                I threatened to turn mish into a thong once and fart but His Lordship’s hysterics kinda undercut that one

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          4 days ago

          Aw man that’s so damn rough! I’m sorry!

          You are doing everything right, I hope Misha calms down soon!

          How old are they, if I may ask?

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            4 days ago

            Cerys is 12 years, four months. Misha’s roughly 18 months older. Literally been together since Cerys was born (under a foosball table, a sign of great fortune)