We’ve been pumping that shit straight into the ducts for six weeks straight, been doing the isolation / territory swaps, feeding either side of a door, high value treats (gotta get more freeze dried crocodile btw), safe viewing at a distance while pleasurable activities are occurring / in safe arms of fave human and falling to our knees abject pleading. Next step will be stuffing them up each other’s butts and bowling them down the hill.
oh I regularly threaten to do that to them. Also selling them to the zoo as “tiny lions”. Well, Misha and Punkin (ginger) were the lions, Cerys is a rare miniature panther (torbie).
Cerys is 12 years, four months. Misha’s roughly 18 months older. Literally been together since Cerys was born (under a foosball table, a sign of great fortune)
We’ve been pumping that shit straight into the ducts for six weeks straight, been doing the isolation / territory swaps, feeding either side of a door, high value treats (gotta get more freeze dried crocodile btw), safe viewing at a distance while pleasurable activities are occurring / in safe arms of fave human and falling to our knees abject pleading. Next step will be stuffing them up each other’s butts and bowling them down the hill.
😹😹Sorry, that sounds immensely frustrating, but I’m dying laughing at your turn of phrase
oh I regularly threaten to do that to them. Also selling them to the zoo as “tiny lions”. Well, Misha and Punkin (ginger) were the lions, Cerys is a rare miniature panther (torbie).
I threaten to turn mine into slippers. Which they know I wouldn’t do because they don’t match.
“If you don’t knock it off i swear to god i’m gonna wear you as a slipper” i am familiar with this one.
I threatened to turn mish into a thong once and fart but His Lordship’s hysterics kinda undercut that one
Aw man that’s so damn rough! I’m sorry!
You are doing everything right, I hope Misha calms down soon!
How old are they, if I may ask?
Cerys is 12 years, four months. Misha’s roughly 18 months older. Literally been together since Cerys was born (under a foosball table, a sign of great fortune)