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  • Catfish
    4·
    4 days ago

    😹😹Sorry, that sounds immensely frustrating, but I’m dying laughing at your turn of phrase

    • TaleyaEnglish
      2·
      4 days ago

      oh I regularly threaten to do that to them. Also selling them to the zoo as “tiny lions”. Well, Misha and Punkin (ginger) were the lions, Cerys is a rare miniature panther (torbie).

      • Catfish
        2·
        4 days ago

        I threaten to turn mine into slippers. Which they know I wouldn’t do because they don’t match.

        • TaleyaEnglish
          3·
          4 days ago

          “If you don’t knock it off i swear to god i’m gonna wear you as a slipper” i am familiar with this one.

          I threatened to turn mish into a thong once and fart but His Lordship’s hysterics kinda undercut that one