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  • Catfish
    2·
    4 days ago

    I threaten to turn mine into slippers. Which they know I wouldn’t do because they don’t match.

    • TaleyaEnglish
      3·
      4 days ago

      “If you don’t knock it off i swear to god i’m gonna wear you as a slipper” i am familiar with this one.

      I threatened to turn mish into a thong once and fart but His Lordship’s hysterics kinda undercut that one