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    • Catfish
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      7 hours ago

      Please remove your shoes and don’t piss on the neighbour’s fence

      • indisin
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        2 hours ago

        Piss on my shoes. Got it.

        (Also congrats!)

      • Bottom_racer
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        7 hours ago

        neighbour’s fence

        hrmm bit of a partypooper… how about your side of the neighbours’ fence?

        • dumblederp
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          5 hours ago

          hic You’re the homeowner, this side its your fence. hic

      • Thornburywitch
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        6 hours ago

        Why the fence when there’s a perfectly good lemon tree which could use a bit of extra nitrogen?

        • Catfish
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          6 hours ago

          Because two Cats are buried in that pot. Symbolically poor form.

      • CEOofmyhouse56
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        7 hours ago

        It’s called “holding up the neighbours fence”. Blokes like to do this neighbourly thing at parties.