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  • Catfish
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    7 hours ago

    Please remove your shoes and don’t piss on the neighbour’s fence

    • indisin
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      2 hours ago

      Piss on my shoes. Got it.

      (Also congrats!)

    • Bottom_racer
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      7 hours ago

      neighbour’s fence

      hrmm bit of a partypooper… how about your side of the neighbours’ fence?

      • dumblederp
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        5 hours ago

        hic You’re the homeowner, this side its your fence. hic

    • Thornburywitch
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      7 hours ago

      Why the fence when there’s a perfectly good lemon tree which could use a bit of extra nitrogen?

      • Catfish
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        7 hours ago

        Because two Cats are buried in that pot. Symbolically poor form.

    • CEOofmyhouse56
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      7 hours ago

      It’s called “holding up the neighbours fence”. Blokes like to do this neighbourly thing at parties.