• MeanElevator
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    3 hours ago

    Fake tree 100%

    Always had real ones growing up and loved them. The smell, the feel, nothing comes close.

    Bought a real one here in Oz once. Our first home, first Christmas.

    Never again. Died super quick. Dry as hell. Little to no smell.

    Completely not worth it.

    We’re looking for a new fake one this year and trying to find something of decent quality. Current one has been around for 17 years and needs and update

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        58 minutes ago

        Dispensed from a 🎶 Fake plastic watering can… 🎶

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        2 hours ago

        Fuck that, fight fire with fire. I’ve got some wolf piss that would work.

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        3 hours ago

        Close all windows too in case the smell tries to get out

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      3 hours ago

      a quick look online says Myer is probably the best bet. Big W and kmart’s offerings look anemic, at least online.

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        37 minutes ago

        As much as I think Myer is outdated and overpriced…they do stock some quality gear.