• dumblederp
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    30 days ago

    Winter beard is currently in it’s bullshit itchy stage.

    • StudSpud The Starchy
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      30 days ago

      I wish I could grow a beard, sadly I can only force out one long black hair from my chin. I want to stroke a beard in ponderous thought damn it!

      • Catfish
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        29 days ago

        You have a cat and can presumably aquire gaff tape…

      • Duenan
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        29 days ago

        You’ll just have to settle for stroking your chin in that case.

        I’m sure it’ll still work.