• StudSpud The Starchy
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    6 months ago

    I wish I could grow a beard, sadly I can only force out one long black hair from my chin. I want to stroke a beard in ponderous thought damn it!

    • Catfish
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      6 months ago

      You have a cat and can presumably aquire gaff tape…

    • Duenan
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      6 months ago

      You’ll just have to settle for stroking your chin in that case.

      I’m sure it’ll still work.