• dumblederp
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    2 months ago

    “Don’t commit two crimes at once”. On the evening walk yesterday I spot a parked car with people throwing litter out the window onto the nature strip. I take a photo but don’t confront them. I later check the rego on vicroads, the rego doesn’t match the make/model. Fuck litterers. I submit a crimestoppers report of suspicious activity with the photo. On the morning walk a tow truck and cop car are taking the car away. If they didn’t litter, I wouldn’t have checked the rego or bothered to submit it to crimestoppers.

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      2 months ago

      Same advice for speeding when you’re carrying an illegal cargo. Obey ALL road rules without exception, and don’t get sprung using your phone.

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        2 months ago

        Be sober, don’t speed, have drug car in roadworthy condition.

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          Always funny to see a cop show, where they pull over some beat up late model Holden, with bald tyres, that was speeding through a red light. Only to find gear, cash and paraphernalia inside and the driver arguing that cops should be catching real criminals.

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            2 months ago

            Also driver is visibly drunk/high on meth with a kid not wearing a seatbelt in the back.

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        Years ago I drove unlicensed (license expired, couldn’t book a test soon enough, but still had to drive…reasons not excuses…it was wrong) and it made be the best driver. No speeding. No stupid shit.

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      2 months ago

      Make sure all that paint you just stole from work isn’t leaking and leaving a perfect drip trail to your house