• CEOofmyhouse56
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    8 months ago

    Is it Hot Take Thursday? I think it is. Anyway my hot take is: Milo is not that great. It’s ok on ice cream or the occasional hot drink but it’s pretty bland.

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      7 months ago

      You’ve just gotta put 10 tablespoons in and then layer it on top of the milk so it’s all crunchy.

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        7 months ago

        I think Nestlé deliberately made Milo Hydrophobic so you’re compelled to add more thus buying more.

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        7 months ago

        Mine were, lol… both were pretty keen on doing a runner as soon as they were released from the confines of a stroller/car/parent, and I had foot issues after the 2nd pregnancy (plantar fasciitis for example) so i didn’t fancy my chances of hobbling after them. My chase-hobbling looked like a John Cleese silly walk on speed so the cuddly toy baby leash backpack was employed. When my mum passed away and I was clearing out the cupboards I found a 70s baby leash with parental wrist strap… looks like the apple didn’t run far from the tree 😆

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          My kid was too. Not because she was a runner but because little kids arms get tired from having their arm raised so if she did let go I still had control over her movements.

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          Excuse my brain: John Cleese & Bill Nighy silly walk stalking toddlers to an Attenborough overdub

          He peers at it with bulging eyes and an over extended neck The toddler scones it’self on a coffee table in the fourth suicidal attempt since teatime. One male prances in a hopefully distracting manner, while the other juggles 28 cleaning products. There has been an incident, he must evolve or nobody is getting a pretty blue thing.

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            Lol that’s good, only need to add a gladiator style ring of audience members judging 😆

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        7 months ago

        heh…

        Actually saw that recently at the shops and wasn’t quite sure how to feel about it.

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          I understand that it’s now OK to do this - apparently having the kid on a leash/harness means they “can explore their world with both hands” rather than going through life with one hand raised up above their head in their mother’s grasp. Apparently the leash/harness is good for brain development and posture. I’m from the first generation where such harnesses were not OK (the Dr Spock baby in person), and I sorta kinda get where they’re coming from. Also a less stressed mum.

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      7 months ago

      That everyone as well as kids <5 need ankle bracelets that deliver an electric current when they’re not walking on the left of footpaths.

      Nothing crazy… maybe 220,000 volts or so.

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        I think if you have a toddler, you and the kid should be implanted with a magnet and it automatically activates in carparks.

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      8 months ago

      Depends how much Milo is used. Needs half a cup of Milo powder to get any taste. I don’t buy it any more. Too $$$$$$

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        7 months ago

        What role, exactly, do you envision Tom Cruise in? Because I’m imagining him as Gandalf and I can’t stop laughing

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          7 months ago

          Gandalf is supposed to be like 8’ tall 🤣

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            He is often stood on a box purportedly. But plastering stilts are probably more the go for that role. 🤭

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          Haha yes!

          “ Look to my coming, on the first light of the fifth day…and then you will SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!””

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        I think Tom would make a great Alfrid Lickspittle. Would be nice to see him in a supporting role and not the hero for once.

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      7 months ago

      I agree with your hot take, although I guess that makes it a cold take