Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

  • Bacon
    11·
    1 年前

    I just neatly folded two fitted sheets. AMA.

    • ThornburywitchEnglish
      6·
      1 年前

      This is amazing. Not only can you serve breakfast across the Pacific Ocean on demand, but can fold fitted sheets!!! What sorcery is this? I need to learn. Or hand in my witchcraft brownie badge.

      • Bacon
        1·
        1 年前

        The trick is to fortify the sheet with toast to make them easier to fold.

        • ThornburywitchEnglish
          2·
          1 年前

          Toast. I think I understand. Will have to crank up the steam powered iron to its absolute max for this methinks.

    • Seagoon_
      6·
      1 年前

      This is a known impossibility unless you have special powers, sort of like how the Guild bends time and space. 🤨, do you have very blue eyes?

      • Bacon
        1·
        1 年前

        I wouldn’t call that blue on its own. They glow and send light towards you, resulting in a blue shift and turning the light blue.

    • just_kitten
      4·
      1 年前

      I tried the spoony thing but could never get the final package to look nice and neat. Your powers are suspicious…

      • Bacon
        2·
        1 年前

        Once they’re all spooning you need to shake them and pull them a bit to make them submit to your powers.