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  • Seagoon_
    8·
    6 天前

    I 💖🤣 Rae farty. Winner of the 2024 Tragedeigh award

    and I bet Malibu was named after the booze, not the place

    retirement? are we at the time yet when people can’t afford to retire?

    Miss Seagoon is already getting annoyed with melbs, already two fake delivery attempts since she’s been here

    • TinyBreak
      4·
      6 天前

      and I bet Malibu was named after the booze, not the place

      Oh god I didnt even think of that! “Mummy why am I called Malibu?” "Well one night I got loaded off the stuff and your daddy decided to sneak one in at the back of the houseparty before he drove home drunk. And THATS why I named your after booze.