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    6 days ago

    and I bet Malibu was named after the booze, not the place

    Oh god I didnt even think of that! “Mummy why am I called Malibu?” "Well one night I got loaded off the stuff and your daddy decided to sneak one in at the back of the houseparty before he drove home drunk. And THATS why I named your after booze.