• Force_majeure123
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    3 months ago

    I really wish that fingernails and toenails weren’t a thing. Thankyou for coming to my TED talk

    • Seagoon_OP
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      3 months ago

      overt menses

      very few mammals have them

      why us 😢 causes nothing but misery and anaemia

      we don’t need overt menses to have ovulation cycles and ready uterine walls

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        3 months ago

        also, crowded teeth and hair loss can get in the bin

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      3 months ago

      For your next talk could you please expand on (a) armpit hair and (b) feet, in general? Can we have proper prehensile feet like chimps or just something less fiddly rather than this annoying in-between thing

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      3 months ago

      Fingernails - I like. I have realised over the years that mine are a great health indicator. If I’m doing well they are strong as, grow neatly and are nice and pink. If the randomly start to catch and break/split I am getting sick.

      Toenails - I don’t think about until the little bastard grows and pokes into the toe next door and then I clip them

      Thank you for listening to my rebuttal.

      (That one weird face hair that isn’t there and then grows an inch overnight. It can get in the bin)