Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 10 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🥳 Sun 31 Dec 2023message-squaremessage-square236fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
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minus-squareMeanElevatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·10 months agoOnce it’s turns midnight I’m spraying weed killer on my neighbour’s lawn. Good luck mowing and watering 3 fucking times a week Joe!!! I ain’t gonna do it, but the intrusive thoughts are close to winning.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoPut a few puncture holes in his hose. Take a bit off every now and again. Also go around the street and collect a bag of gum nuts and scatter a few on his lawn.
minus-squareMeanElevatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoI’m ready to put super glue on his garage door so he can’t open it. Gonna go and water his new plants with my toxic piss too
minus-squareThornburywitchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoHeh heh. Gotta pay attention to safety …
Once it’s turns midnight I’m spraying weed killer on my neighbour’s lawn.
Good luck mowing and watering 3 fucking times a week Joe!!!
I ain’t gonna do it, but the intrusive thoughts are close to winning.
Put a few puncture holes in his hose. Take a bit off every now and again. Also go around the street and collect a bag of gum nuts and scatter a few on his lawn.
I’m ready to put super glue on his garage door so he can’t open it.
Gonna go and water his new plants with my toxic piss too
Gravel’s pretty good too.
Like bullets.
Heh heh. Gotta pay attention to safety …