Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 1 year agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🥳 Sun 31 Dec 2023message-squaremessage-square232fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🥳 Sun 31 Dec 2023Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 1 year agomessage-square232fedilink
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoPut a few puncture holes in his hose. Take a bit off every now and again. Also go around the street and collect a bag of gum nuts and scatter a few on his lawn.
minus-squareMeanElevatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI’m ready to put super glue on his garage door so he can’t open it. Gonna go and water his new plants with my toxic piss too
minus-squareThornburywitchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHeh heh. Gotta pay attention to safety …
Put a few puncture holes in his hose. Take a bit off every now and again. Also go around the street and collect a bag of gum nuts and scatter a few on his lawn.
I’m ready to put super glue on his garage door so he can’t open it.
Gonna go and water his new plants with my toxic piss too
Gravel’s pretty good too.
Like bullets.
Heh heh. Gotta pay attention to safety …