Time for the birthday bar crawl!!!

Enjoy your evening everyone 🥳

Photo of hams on our last ball throwing today:

This was just after the last ball throw and he just gave up and stood there. Such a doofus I love him.

Today’s the kind of day where I’d like to be buried in and trapped by a multitude of soft, purring cats

good bot 🔋

I love changing single bed fitted sheet.
Back home bed was 5 feet up and a pain to change.
And then I had been sleeping in Queen bed and it was a pain to change.
Then I used queen sheets on single bed and it was a bit annoying.

Now for the first time I have a single fitted sheet on a single bed that is knee level not eye level.
I love changing my bed sheet.

Oh no, The Other Site has finally forced the new design on mobile browser and it now has that dreaded infinite scroll on main pages. I hate that so very much. Antisocial design.

Looking forward to beers and smoked meats with the family today, for my dad’s birthday. Uncles, aunts, cousins, and grandparents; gonna be an A+ day!

Attracting hilarious amounts of attention at the supermarket with a dodgy trolley making fart noises 😹

Aww yuusss Christmas came fucking early my friends.

Clearing out a back corner i notice hey, there’s a path under here. Well i gotta clear it for the eventual pool hall anyway, and i’m on the hunt for concrete chunks to crazy pave the bbq area, so let’s do this, biiiitch.

The ‘path’ is a bunch of gravel loosely held together by kykuyu-riddled cement that’s four grains off mortar and gone to utter shit. Levers up in segments that explode into 50-7mm chunks as soon as you drop 'em.

Well i gots me a retaining wall that i need to finish filling behind with aggregate and all this removal has left me a lovely fat hole that’s perfect for a bunch of clay-heavy excavation i’m running out of storage tubs for (soil goes into The Heap). Perfect to stuff that shit into with a bunch of gypsum and compost and by the time we dig it back out for the cement slab it’ll be delicious soil for my garden beds.

And i even got some decent chunks for my paving out of it.

W00t fuckin w00t.

I just ate a Big Mac. It wasn’t good. Once a year is good enough for me.

So glad I can get a kebab delivered at 2am. Fuck yeah.

I mourn for my younger self that I only discovered how good oat clusters & yoghurt is in my late 30s. It’s way better than any of the kids milky cereals.

Mornin adults

night everybody, love you all 😘

Since I’m scabbed up and no longer contagious I am determined to get out of my house today. I think I’ll settle on a little country drive near home so if I get to tired I can just call it quits without to much drama.