Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 18°C, max - 32°C. 95% chance of no rain


Tomorrow is back down to 22°C with 3 days of rain, so make sure to get your washing done today!

  • Thornburywitch
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    3 hours ago

    I have just spent the last 5 hours of my work day fixing a problem that was caused by my boss doing the glad-handing ‘everybody’s a mate’ method of billing for overdue accounts. I am so over this. Am I legally allowed to tie a pillowcase over my boss’s head after having inserted a pair of explorers into his mouth? Preferably having loaded the socks with mustard. Or horseradish.

    And I do the evil-dragon overdue accounts lady very well, but why should I have to? Such a waste of time.

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      2 hours ago

      for best results put the mustard infused socks up his nose

      • TinyBreak
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        I have just spent the last 5 hours of my work day fixing a problem that was caused by my boss doing the glad-handing ‘everybody’s a mate’ method of billing for overdue accounts.

        Not a great way to stay in business is it?

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          Have been trying to pound this into his thicc skull for over 10 years now. Any suggestions for how to achieve a PERMANENT result? Will consider anything at this point.