Melbourne area
Min 11 Max 22 Showers increasing. Possible rainfall: 0 to 6 mm Chance of any rain: 80%
Partly cloudy. High chance of showers in the evening. Light winds becoming south to southwesterly 20 to 30 km/h in the morning.
Fire Danger - Moderate
Sun protection recommended from 9:00 am to 5:30 pm. UV Index predicted to reach 11 [Extreme]
Nomination for most commonly said phrase in this house: Get out of the cupboard.
Get your nose out of the cats bum
“Can you turn that down please?”
“Stop biting”, said to Ted Cat.
“Giiiiiiiiibbbbssssoooooonnnnnn”
Mine was “whatcha doing, pup?” but is now a loud and often exasperated “ALFIE!”
What’s for breakfast/lunch/dinner?
By me it’s: I don’t wanna know. Usually when something is dropped and I hear “Oops”.
I have a nasty habit of swearing at inanimate objects, so “get fucked” or “fuck you” or “fuckin piece of shit” are probably high up on my list
Also serious contenders. As are, Love you., Are the boys lying about breakfast?, and I don’t wanna (go to work)