• Force_majeure123
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    23 days ago

    True story. Last year at a bar I met Australia’s biggest llama guy. He was in Melbourne before his flight to Peru to conduct llama business. I bought him a cocktail and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af). He gave me his card but I don’t think I have it anymore

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        23 days ago

        When I get rly drunk I just start asking people if they want shoulder massages. Lots accept. That night I also gave cute female colleague a shoulder massage that I was much more keen on

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          23 days ago

          You bought him a cocktail and he got a massage. He had a great night then didn’t he?

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      23 days ago

      and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af).

      AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

      I can’t breathe, I actually cackled so suddenly and loudly I started the cat and my partner. Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂