True story. Last year at a bar I met Australia’s biggest llama guy. He was in Melbourne before his flight to Peru to conduct llama business. I bought him a cocktail and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af). He gave me his card but I don’t think I have it anymore
When I get rly drunk I just start asking people if they want shoulder massages. Lots accept. That night I also gave cute female colleague a shoulder massage that I was much more keen on
True story. Last year at a bar I met Australia’s biggest llama guy. He was in Melbourne before his flight to Peru to conduct llama business. I bought him a cocktail and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af). He gave me his card but I don’t think I have it anymore
Ok, how did you get from talking, to giving him a massage?
When I get rly drunk I just start asking people if they want shoulder massages. Lots accept. That night I also gave cute female colleague a shoulder massage that I was much more keen on
You bought him a cocktail and he got a massage. He had a great night then didn’t he?
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I can’t breathe, I actually cackled so suddenly and loudly I started the cat and my partner. Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude. No words 🦙🍹
I’d be jealous too if I was u
That’s astonishing.