• Force_majeure123
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    24 days ago

    Omg I’m eating out ATM in a busy place and I just sneezed into a napkin in a way that made a seal with my mouth. It came out as an enormous squeak squeal thing and turned everyone’s heads. Eek.

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      24 days ago

      There he was in a busy place
      Shoving his food into his face
      When the urge to sneeze suddenly took over
      He grabbed a napkin to keep his composure
      But a seal he made with his dainty mouth
      An uncouth sound, it’s all gone south
      The cafe turns their heads to him
      As he sits in silence with his sin.

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      24 days ago

      that’s the first step to being a casual vacuum cleaner

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      24 days ago

      We’ll look on the bright side. At least it didn’t fly back into the face of someone else.

      There’s no coming back from that.