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  • just_kitten
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    1 year ago

    Can I have a whole bunch of your best vegetables to make up for Rusty depleting your protein stores?

    And a fruit salad. Just DO NOT PUT BANANA IN THE FRUIT SALAD.

    • Bacon
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      1 year ago

      🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍉🍇🍓🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥝🥑

    • Taleya
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      1 year ago

      Idk man, that point where the outer has soaked up alll the juices and is slighty acidic mush, but the inner is still firm and bananary…

        • Taleya
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          1 year ago

          Refund denied, anything coulda caused that vomit

          • just_kitten
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            1 year ago

            I wish to at least state that your banana description is an insult to my sensibilities and has reactivated some dark, repressed memories and I shall go and dry retch in the corner again oh god no not the banana smeared against the papaya NO

            • Taleya
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              1 year ago

              do you have something against smooshy banananas? Smooshy bananas smooshed to smooshiness?

              (please let me know when this stops being funny)

              • just_kitten
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                1 year ago

                I don’t even mind smooshy bananas. They get smooshed in my mouth. I’ll even have them in smoothies; But they should not be smooshed against other intact fruit like some skid mark 😤

                (it’s okay it’s not an actual Genuinely Traumatic Thing)

                • Taleya
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                  1 year ago

                  well, see there’s the Good Smoosh and the Bad Smoosh. And a good smoosh is damned good smooshin’.

                  Bad smoosh just reminds you of cleaning out the crisper drawer and discovering that leaky bag of lettuce someone forgot.