I wish to at least state that your banana description is an insult to my sensibilities and has reactivated some dark, repressed memories and I shall go and dry retch in the corner again oh god no not the banana smeared against the papaya NO
I don’t even mind smooshy bananas. They get smooshed in my mouth. I’ll even have them in smoothies; But they should not be smooshed against other intact fruit like some skid mark 😤
(it’s okay it’s not an actual Genuinely Traumatic Thing)
Idk man, that point where the outer has soaked up alll the juices and is slighty acidic mush, but the inner is still firm and bananary…
I’ve now thrown up my breakfast and demand a refund
Refund denied, anything coulda caused that vomit
I wish to at least state that your banana description is an insult to my sensibilities and has reactivated some dark, repressed memories and I shall go and dry retch in the corner again oh god no not the banana smeared against the papaya NO
do you have something against smooshy banananas? Smooshy bananas smooshed to smooshiness?
(please let me know when this stops being funny)
I don’t even mind smooshy bananas. They get smooshed in my mouth. I’ll even have them in smoothies; But they should not be smooshed against other intact fruit like some skid mark 😤
(it’s okay it’s not an actual Genuinely Traumatic Thing)
well, see there’s the Good Smoosh and the Bad Smoosh. And a good smoosh is damned good smooshin’.
Bad smoosh just reminds you of cleaning out the crisper drawer and discovering that leaky bag of lettuce someone forgot.