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  • Taleya
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    1 year ago

    Refund denied, anything coulda caused that vomit

    • just_kitten
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      1 year ago

      I wish to at least state that your banana description is an insult to my sensibilities and has reactivated some dark, repressed memories and I shall go and dry retch in the corner again oh god no not the banana smeared against the papaya NO

      • Taleya
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        1 year ago

        do you have something against smooshy banananas? Smooshy bananas smooshed to smooshiness?

        (please let me know when this stops being funny)

        • just_kitten
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          1 year ago

          I don’t even mind smooshy bananas. They get smooshed in my mouth. I’ll even have them in smoothies; But they should not be smooshed against other intact fruit like some skid mark 😤

          (it’s okay it’s not an actual Genuinely Traumatic Thing)

          • Taleya
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            1 year ago

            well, see there’s the Good Smoosh and the Bad Smoosh. And a good smoosh is damned good smooshin’.

            Bad smoosh just reminds you of cleaning out the crisper drawer and discovering that leaky bag of lettuce someone forgot.