• StudSpud The Starchy
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    5 months ago

    Sitting on the train, I’m quite late to work,
    Held up at the chemist, twas full of jerks.
    Sitting on the train, the clocks are ticking,
    I should have just chucked a sickie.

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      5 months ago

      The shitting thing is that I woke up and checked the metro page preying for an outage so i didnt have to get out of bed, it was clear so I got up only to sit on the train for nearly 2 hours.

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        5 months ago

        That’s really not fair is it … hope your boss is kind and doesn’t require you to stay late to make up time ?

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      5 months ago

      At work, wishin I was on the train,
      Being here is causing so much pain.
      At work, wishing ill on my coworkers,
      Would -I- be at fault if I went bezerk-ers?

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        5 months ago

        Sitting on the train thinking what’s that stain. What’s that smell. I’m in hell.

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          Being cheeky here, but you could’ve gone with

          “what’s that stain, what’s that strain?” :D