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    1 year ago

    forgot to buy milk

    edit: just remember i have sustagen. I’ll shower, drink that, and go to bed nice and early

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        I thought you have the Y chromosome. What do your nipples produce?

        • Duenan
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          1 year ago

          All things considered I think it’d be fish oil.

          • Bacon
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            1 year ago

            that is way more valuable than milk. Maybe we should farm this.

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            1 year ago

            I do not volunteer as tribute

          • just_kitten
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            1 year ago

            How has nobody suggested “human kindness”? What does this say about you, hm?

            • Bacon
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              1 year ago

              is human kindness like human kinder with chocolate outside and milk inside?

                • Bacon
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                  1 year ago

                  From the special edition one can harvest potato gems.

                  • just_kitten
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                    1 year ago

                    I’m going to need extra breakfast tomorrow to make up for the dinner I’ve just thrown up…

          • Bacon
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            1 year ago

            brb gonna go milk a tattoo machine

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          1 year ago

          Apparently mens breasts can produce milk under a very select set of circumstances.

          • Bacon
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            “Hypothyroidism, a pituitary tumor, certain liver problems, some medications, and feminizing hormone therapy can potentially induce lactation in men.” Hmmm we can drug Force and he would start safely (?) producing milk.