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  • Bacon
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    1 year ago

    I thought you have the Y chromosome. What do your nipples produce?

    • Duenan
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      1 year ago

      All things considered I think it’d be fish oil.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        that is way more valuable than milk. Maybe we should farm this.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        I do not volunteer as tribute

      • just_kitten
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        1 year ago

        How has nobody suggested “human kindness”? What does this say about you, hm?

        • Bacon
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          1 year ago

          is human kindness like human kinder with chocolate outside and milk inside?

            • Bacon
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              1 year ago

              From the special edition one can harvest potato gems.

              • just_kitten
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                1 year ago

                I’m going to need extra breakfast tomorrow to make up for the dinner I’ve just thrown up…

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        brb gonna go milk a tattoo machine

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      1 year ago

      Apparently mens breasts can produce milk under a very select set of circumstances.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        “Hypothyroidism, a pituitary tumor, certain liver problems, some medications, and feminizing hormone therapy can potentially induce lactation in men.” Hmmm we can drug Force and he would start safely (?) producing milk.