• TaleyaEnglish
    11·
    2 months ago

    Anyone living a bit more rural?

    I have a bottle of wolf urine previously acquired to deal with a fox issue at the old place. I do not have a fox issue at the new place and consequently I do not need a bottle of wolf urine at new place. I do not want a bottle of wolf urine at new place, which has all its storage in the basement.

    Please come take my wolf urine 🙏

    • underwatermagpies
      9·
      2 months ago

      How exactly does the wolf urine get in the bottle? That would not be a fun job.

      • Bottom_racer
        9·
        2 months ago

        First you have to catcha the wolf

        Then you have to patta the wolf

        I’m not sure about the bottle part

        And then you have to getta yourself to the ED.

    • Rusty Raven M
      7·
      2 months ago

      There are more foxes in urban areas than rural. There was one on top of my shed last night in fact. I do not however want a bottle of wolf urine to deal with it 🤣

    • Catfish
      6·
      2 months ago

      I am in need of a possum deterrent, but also do not want a bottle of wolf urine. The down sides of such a substance massively outweigh the possibility it might work.

      • bacon
        5·
        2 months ago

        or into the toilet where urine belongs?

          • bacon
            4·
            2 months ago

            Genuinely don’t know. Why’s that?

            • Catfish
              3·
              2 months ago

              It utterly reeks. A toilet even with the lid down distributes droplets into the air. You will poison your whole house.

              Search fox urine Reddit for many examples. There are also hilariously awful ones about otters and penguins.

              • bacon
                4·
                2 months ago

                Feeling glad that human pee is easily diluted