BriongloidM to Melbourne · 2 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: Friday, 24 January, 2025message-squaremessage-square270fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: Friday, 24 January, 2025BriongloidM to Melbourne · 2 months agomessage-square270fedilink
minus-squareThornburywitchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoPlate of oysters, some lemon wedges, salt & pepper and a glass of champers please Bacon. And something to make a noise that annoys the oysters.
minus-squarebaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoPlease cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.
minus-squareindisinlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoMixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?
Plate of oysters, some lemon wedges, salt & pepper and a glass of champers please Bacon.
And something to make a noise that annoys the oysters.
🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪
🍋🧂🥂
🎰
Thanks!
Wait. Someone stole my oysters?
These aren’t yours.
They’re all mine.
Mine mine mine.
We alone control who gets oysters.
I cry now.
Please cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.
Mixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?