• Thornburywitch
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    2 months ago

    Plate of oysters, some lemon wedges, salt & pepper and a glass of champers please Bacon.

    And something to make a noise that annoys the oysters.

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      2 months ago

      🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪
      🍋🧂🥂

      🎰

            • bacon
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              2 months ago

              We alone control who gets oysters.

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                  2 months ago

                  Please cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.

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                    2 months ago

                    Mixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?