BriongloidM to Melbourne · 20 hours agoDaily Discussion Thread: Friday, 24 January, 2025pinmessage-squaremessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: Friday, 24 January, 2025pinBriongloidM to Melbourne · 20 hours agomessage-square217fedilink
minus-squarebaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoPlease cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.
minus-squareindisinlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 minutes agoMixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?
Wait. Someone stole my oysters?
These aren’t yours.
They’re all mine.
Mine mine mine.
We alone control who gets oysters.
I cry now.
Please cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.
Mixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?