• bacon
        2·
        2 months ago

        We alone control who gets oysters.

          • bacon
            1·
            2 months ago

            Please cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.

            • indisin
              2·
              2 months ago

              Mixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?

                • indisin
                  2·
                  2 months ago

                  I can’t resist not purposely using the wrong emojis so you’ve clearly beaten me this time 🥓

                  ❤️

                  • bacon
                    2·
                    2 months ago

                    We accept the flattery. Please take this 🦪