• bacon
      2·
      2 months ago

      We alone control who gets oysters.

        • bacon
          1·
          2 months ago

          Please cry into this bottle🫙 You may exchange one bottle of tears for one dozen oysters.

          • indisin
            2·
            2 months ago

            Mixed that up with completely the wrong bottle, can I get another please?

              • indisin
                2·
                2 months ago

                I can’t resist not purposely using the wrong emojis so you’ve clearly beaten me this time 🥓

                ❤️

                • bacon
                  2·
                  2 months ago

                  We accept the flattery. Please take this 🦪

                  • indisin
                    2·
                    2 months ago

                    I cannot accept this without formal payment, so here’s the original filled 🫙