• LowExperience2368
    4·
    15 days ago

    Applying to some jobs and one asked for a knock knock joke. I had a book of them as a kid, but the only one I remember is:

    Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say bananana?

    I’m thinking of doing this one:

    “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Cows,” “Cows, who?” “Cows go MOO, not WHO!”

    Any better suggestions, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

    • ThornburywitchEnglish
      9·
      15 days ago

      Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Please don’t cry - it’s just a joke.

    • melbaboutown
      5·
      15 days ago

      Knock knock

      Who’s there?

      Employee

      Employee who?

      The employee for you

    • Duenan
      4·
      15 days ago

      Knock Knock, who’s there? Ice-Cream. Ice-Cream who?

      Ice-Cream, you scream, we scream for Ice-Cream

      Knock Knock, who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who?

      Cargo beep beep!