A chocolate croissant, a bucket full of profiteroles and a ham baguette please.

Lovely! Can I have coffee, then some more coffee and then a serve of crab cakes cos feeling crabby this morning.

You have TP for my bunghole?

Something Olympic/French themed methinks. With Coffee!

Oooo can I polease get ah pie and ah ice coffee and ah newspaper and ah pink doughnut thanks luv?

Waffles with syrup, some margarine and berries with a coffee please Chef.

Coffee and a coffee please. and a job

Could I please have a curry puff but with coriander / mint chutney and a thai fish cake with sweet chilli sauce.