• useless_modern_god
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    The story so far: in the beginning, the universe was created.

    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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      But then there were Cats and everything got better

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          These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.