• tone212_
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    11 months ago

    I wish I could haze the New Year’s resolutioners at my regular gym. So many people. All I can do is give disapproving looks.

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      11 months ago

      My coach gives me carte blanche to fuck up newbies in a gentle, yet forceful manner.

      I’ve got enough experience to do it a controlled manner.

      Must admit that humbling dudes half my age makes me happy, but always make sure to point out to them that it’s skills and experience.

      They generally take it well too

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        11 months ago

        This is the best take down ever. I’m laying on the couch. My daughter said something smart but jokingly so I grabbed her head/neck with both my socked feet and held her down on my Ottoman. I made her tap out. Is that actually dangerous because it was fucking funny at the time.

        I should add she was kneeling beside me.

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          11 months ago

          Yeah look… take downs and subs by non trained people can be dangerous

          Having said that, I’ve put several people to sleep and almost made them shit their pants for being stubborn.

          Blood chokes are fine if you let go quickly. The loser comes to in a few seconds.

          Air chokes can be dangerous if not properly supervised.

          If you let go quickly it’s fine. Keep an air choke on for too long and it gets dangerous potentially.

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            11 months ago

            Oh interesting. She was laughing throughout the ordeal so no real harm done.