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  • underwatermagpies
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    1 year ago

    I left the cat on his own overnight because I had to go away for work, and I’ve come back to a pathetic little limping paw. I suspect he’s suffering from you-left-me-to-starve-itis. Poor baby.

    • Pudding
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      1 year ago

      I’d say you may be a victim of successful murder tonight if you’re not careful 😂

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        1 year ago

        He’s very sad rather than vengeful. We might need first aid in the form of sardines. And we’re having lots of snuggles.

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      1 year ago

      Aww poor kitty. Was all your belongings ok?

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        1 year ago

        So mistreated. Yes, I think he’s just very sad and wants me to know, poor possum.

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          1 year ago

          Then I think your kitty cat deserves a night in on your lap all curled up nice and snuggly with tons of cuddles and pats!

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      1 year ago

      Join the bad owners club. I too am in trouble. Apparently I screwed up big time by changing the kind of cat litter and for not giving fresh chicken and steak on demand. Bill Cat yells meows , ( translation ) “I’ve got a lot of problems with you people.”