Not all machetes are suitable for pizza though. Some are basically shaped like a pizza rocker with a handle, but others are too flat or have handles that restrict the pizza cutting motion. Those ones are fine for quartering a take-away chook but don’t work well for pizza. It’s really important to consider your preferred take-away style before choosing a machete.
Agreed. Call them and tell them you love love love their pizza and used to get it often, but you’ve moved to 11 minutes away but can they please make an exception?
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Give them a house address within 10min distance and wait for them there
I’ve always wanted to try this. Stand outside some strangers house and say you were waiting for a mate who’s coming for dinner!
What just hang out on someone’s porch? That could be dangerous.
Maybe pick a house at the corner or better yet next to a bus stop?
Be sure to wear black and a balaclava because it might be cold out there 👍
bread knife for the pizza too?
I think the kids use machetes these days.
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Not all machetes are suitable for pizza though. Some are basically shaped like a pizza rocker with a handle, but others are too flat or have handles that restrict the pizza cutting motion. Those ones are fine for quartering a take-away chook but don’t work well for pizza. It’s really important to consider your preferred take-away style before choosing a machete.
I like the pointy end. Really good for getting stray food out of one’s teeth.
Surely they can make an exception for that? Try speaking with the owner!
Agreed. Call them and tell them you love love love their pizza and used to get it often, but you’ve moved to 11 minutes away but can they please make an exception?
If it’s them delivering it just say you will pay an extra $5 or whatever. Probably more like $2 for 1 extra minute.
You just gotta find a new favourite. It’s your duty now to try all the surrounding shops.