Not all machetes are suitable for pizza though. Some are basically shaped like a pizza rocker with a handle, but others are too flat or have handles that restrict the pizza cutting motion. Those ones are fine for quartering a take-away chook but don’t work well for pizza. It’s really important to consider your preferred take-away style before choosing a machete.
What just hang out on someone’s porch? That could be dangerous.
Maybe pick a house at the corner or better yet next to a bus stop?
Be sure to wear black and a balaclava because it might be cold out there 👍
bread knife for the pizza too?
I think the kids use machetes these days.
Am kid. Can confirm
Not all machetes are suitable for pizza though. Some are basically shaped like a pizza rocker with a handle, but others are too flat or have handles that restrict the pizza cutting motion. Those ones are fine for quartering a take-away chook but don’t work well for pizza. It’s really important to consider your preferred take-away style before choosing a machete.
I like the pointy end. Really good for getting stray food out of one’s teeth.