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    • MeanElevator
      10·
      1 year ago

      literally the item I just scanned

      Please notify attendant

      attendant is busy helping some elderly customer who apparently has never used an eftpos machine before

      • TinyBreak
        9·
        1 year ago

        Or some idiot taking 2 full trolley loads through whilst the actual registers have no line.

        • MeanElevator
          7·
          1 year ago

          I make sure to “accidentally” bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again.

          Or if I’m at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible.

          I’m probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it.