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  • MeanElevator
    10·
    1 year ago

    literally the item I just scanned

    Please notify attendant

    attendant is busy helping some elderly customer who apparently has never used an eftpos machine before

    • TinyBreak
      9·
      1 year ago

      Or some idiot taking 2 full trolley loads through whilst the actual registers have no line.

      • MeanElevator
        7·
        1 year ago

        I make sure to “accidentally” bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again.

        Or if I’m at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible.

        I’m probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it.