I’m still trying to tee up a dental specialist… We are both being extorted by the tooth fairy. What happened to the days when losing a tooth gave you money?
You know when you’re doing the usual threesome thing you do on a weekend, and the moonlight’s bouncing off your heads and your arses and everything, does that not get a bit confusing?
Getting out my wisdom teeth today. Should be a fun time 🕺
I’m still trying to tee up a dental specialist… We are both being extorted by the tooth fairy. What happened to the days when losing a tooth gave you money?
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Losing a tooth gives you money. Knowing exactly where the tooth is and wanting it to be forcibly evicted is the expensive bit.
Maybe if I taunt someone they might knock it out for free
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You know when you’re doing the usual threesome thing you do on a weekend, and the moonlight’s bouncing off your heads and your arses and everything, does that not get a bit confusing?
Ice packs, many ice packs!
Ouch! I hope it all goes well.
Snap lock bags of frozen peas work as well. Nice and small and flexible.
gelato is your friend.
Don’t forget the soups!